when you see a dog from across the street
straight boys dress like randomised sims
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
Somehow we always end up here
stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
i’ve never seen something so accurate